Chapter III – William Kelso
William Kelso’s YouTube Channel as of November 6th, 2024.
Human Shadow (William Kelso) is currently (as of November 6th, 2024) dating a 17-year-old girl. He has openly confessed that he met his victim in 2021 when she was between the ages of 13 and 14-years-old. It should also be noted that he has weaponised his underage girlfriend, who often appears in the chats of streamers attacking either Breanna Seymour, Pablo Gonzalez, or William. It is also alleged that the victim’s parents are unaware of the relationship that she has with William.
William Kelso, 30.
What follows are the screenshots confirming his relationship with a minor, whom he has known since she was roughly 13-years-old.
October 26, 2025
Recently, William’s girlfriend Brady turned 18-years-old. This caused a widespread investigation into uncovering his location and results had confirmed that he resided in the state of Georgia. It had also begun to be common knowledge at this point that Brady had roped in a 17-year-old boy into a polyamorous relationship involving William Kelso. October 25th marked a turning point when threats were made by Brady in order to silence myself and the rest of Godot Blend Cafe, and this simply could not be allowed to continue in it’s current form.
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